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What Would George Carlin Say Today?

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    “They want obedient workers. Obedient workers, people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork. And just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime and vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it.”

    George Carlin

    'Life is Worth Losing'

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    George Carlin was a master of dissecting the absurdity of society with humor and insight. This ebook takes his legendary perspective and applies it to today’s biggest challenges and controversies.

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    In this ebook, you’ll uncover:

    • What Carlin might say about modern politics, media, and social trends.
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